Apples and Wine





I received this poem while I was working tonight from my dear friend Keri Newell, Dating and Relationship Success Coach. "Women are like apples, Men are like fine wine." Have you heard it?
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men…men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know.

And as many of you know, I love my fine wine!
Really, I got thumbs down for that? Whatevs.
If DMN’s theory is correct and her “discoveries” prove he’s just not the settling down type, then she should go with that, dump him, and be done with it instead of giving him a bunch of tests/stirring up a bunch of drama. You trust him, or you don’t.
So he likes looking at breasts, like every other guy on earth, and you like looking through his private email and riffling through his phone when he’s in the shower and you are worried about if *he* is trustworthy, and think *he* is the one with something the matter?
Simply amazing.
But he knows all this about her and is sticking around while trying to appease her crazy and “work on the relationship”, so who is crazy now?!
I would never apologize for anything my boyfriend found while snooping through my computer. I would be either too busy shoving my foot up his ass or dumping him.
This reminds me of that Eurythmics song….”some of them want to use you; some of them want to be used by you; some of them want to abuse you; some of them want to be abused…”

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