Good News, PLUS You Can Win a Signed Copy of My Book! FREE!
Well, well, well. Lookee here. What we got ra’tcheere is yet another nation on this Earth preparing itself for the almighty power of Manslation. Drumroll, please?
RUSSIA
Er…what?
Yes, that’s right. Manslations will soon be published in the land of…oh, I don’t know…Borscht? Beets of all shapes and sizes? Friggin’ freezing cold? Who knows what they’ve got over there right now, but pretty soon, they’re gonna have ME.
And so, in an oddly unrelated celebration, I’m going to be giving away SIGNED COPIES of this very book! Manslations: Decoding the Secret Language of Men.
It’s a fiiiiine looking piece of tree-meat, ain’t it? And it might could be yours, free! Awwww yeah. Free stuff, y’all.
Ok, I’m going to stop talking like a furniture salesman from Abilene now. I promise.
CONTEST RULES
All you have to do to qualify to win a free copy of Manslations (with either the American cover OR the racier, sexier Australian cover — your choice!) is to leave a comment on this post with your answer to one of the following questions. Either:
- Give me your title for Manslations in Russia. I’m thinking it’s going to be something like, “Man Who Will Be Speaking Like Woman,” or something.
- Answer this manslations request I received from a reader name Mares : not necessarily a manslation…i just want some good one liners using “daddy” during sex….my man doesn’t like it, but i know someone else’s that does…..
Since I’m in the same boat as Mares’s man, and want nothing to do with the word “Daddy” whilst in the sack, I’ll leave it up to you ladies.
Feel free to give a fake name if you’re bashful — just remember to use your real email address so I can make sure to send the book to the real YOU. (Don’t worry, the email address won’t be visible to anyone but me.)
I will send one signed copy of Manslations to my favorite entries for each question. Enter as often as you like. I claim no partiality. I’m basically going to see which ones either a.) are really helpful or more likely b.) get Liz and I to crack up. I have NO doubt that you lunatics will come up with some great stuff. I’ll announce the winners next week!
Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell women who NEED this book, stat, before all those Russian ladies get their hands on it and we end up with a new Cold War-style Manslations gap.
Do your worst, Manslatees. Do your worst.
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